Pastasam

A formerly irrelevant player who is currently leading Germany in /int/craft 11.

Road to relevancy
Started out in 1.0 and became a member of the famous Uyghurs and later Zhou(but was later shamed out of Zhou for fucking up a raid on Glacierium)

During his time in 1.0 he had participated in numerous raids such as the Sack of Sapmi.

After being Shamed out of Zhou he had lost the will to play on /int/craft anymore and had left for a long while

He briefly played in Byzantium in 2.0 but had left since 2.0 was fucking dogshit.

After countless attempts to return to /int/craft, he had settled a viking town during /int/craft X which was memeraided to death by someone abusing a glitch so he had joined Wien during X and later left X, bored out of his mind.

By the time /int/11 came around, he knew he was ready, this was his time to become relevant. Right after joining /int/craft 11, he had joined Columbus and later Havana.

But he and one of Havana's members, Teats had grown tired of the town of Havana and they set out to build a new nation, The Czech Republic. So they took all of Havana's stuff and set out to Europe.

They had mistakenly settled on the Oder river instead of Prague, where they were supposed to settle. Which gained an Admin's attention so they change it's name to Hamburg Oder.

Eventually gaining a few more members, Germany proved itself as one of the relevant nations in /int/craft 11

While Germany was beginning to thrive, an evil power had began to emerge in Europe. The Russians and their numerous puppets had gained a lot of power, and would later prove to be Germany's greatest enemy.

pastasam had grown tired of the Russian grasp over Europe. So he had allied with NATO to fight against the Russian Axis of evil, threatened by the Alliance's growing power. The Russians had sent spies such as KyonoTrigger and memeraiders to the countries who sided with them. Resulting in the loss of a few guns of Germany's ownership. Though this did not damage Germany as much as other nations affected by Russian spies.

Many people believed that Germany was insignificant, and that it would be crushed not long after grace.

Those people were proven wrong during theFrankfurt-Warsaw War, when many people, including pastasam defended Frankfurt from the Russian menace, and forced the Polish to surrender.

Ever so tormented by Russian and Polish memeraiders, can pastasam lead Germany into becoming the most Relevant nation in /int/craft 11? Can he defeat the Russian Axis of Evil with the help of his allies?

Only time will tell